February 2012
What if 20years from now, your kid comes back from...
memyselfandlouiss:
Them: “Hey mum i met my friends dad today! He use to be in a boy band”
You: “Oh yeah what was their band name?”
Them: “One Direction”
You: “ONE WHAT?!”
me: hey i just met you
harry: wha-
me: and this is cray cray
harry:
me:
harry:
me: but i want your penis
harry:
me: inside my va-jay-jay
harry:
me:
harry: SECURITY
Being fat, ugly, and never having a chance with...
vashappeninharrystyles:
one-direction3r:
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Laughter is the best medicine
A guy camped out for 1D tickets for his sister and...
break-tables-with-zayn:
A+++